Saturday, April 16, 2016

leauge of ledgends

so... my friend pestered me till i agreed to play. no sorry AGREED is not the right word. he insisted. with shad you dont refuse.
well you can but it usually involves hanging up on him and ignoring him and thats not nice.... nor does it end well.
anyway. i dont like MOBAS and my cousins previous constant irritating attempts to get me to play DOTA Don't help my lack of desire to play. (at least he stopped. but hes not as stubborn as some people i know.) but shad got me to play league.
 ill never admit i like it. but its ok. at the very least I've decided to play characters everyone hates and annoy the shit out of everyone. *insert diabolical laughter here*

my champions so far:

annie the pyro ten yearold with the teddybear and personality from hell...
Soraka a healer champion. likes droping stars on peoples heads.teemo assasin supposedly op vanishes when he stands still poisons with.. all his attacks even his basic leaves exploding invisable mushrooms everywere and moves very fast. everyone hates him and hes aparently earned the nickname satan. i dont get it.
ashe havent played her yet. an archer with icey projectiles.
garen i lack a nifty cartoony portrait for him. havent played him hes as i understand a tanky knight has a big sword and spins with it... hows he not get dizzy?

portraits courtesy of an extremely outdated L.O.L. fansite kit.

minecraft combat update

minecraft combat update

major complaints summed up simply thus and in as much a sarcastic and insulting way as i can:
"OMFG we actually have to use SKILL?! AND STRATEGY?! you monsters!"
"Archers were already cheap assholes now they have more fancy toys to play with. we don't wanna play pvp if we gotta deal with suped up archers whine whine whine blah blah blah"

my response:
get the fuck over it you babies. this update is epic. and you can turn off the bloody sword cool down thing. (if your a brain dead childish wimp)

Friday, April 8, 2016

despise politics

so i'm reading a book and politics comes up on the radio my moms listening to. i hate politics.
and of course this is about that bigoted jackass trump...
trump wants a wall
this is the latest stupidity. ok not the latest hes been on this for awhile but now he wants mexico to fund it.
if he wins i'm moving to canada.

Saturday, April 2, 2016


This is the intro for my personal/gemmystone/rant/philosophizing blog thing... whatever you get the idea.
I've drafted several intro posts nothing sounds right so instead ill just say HELLO! Hello people who might probably most likely only take one look at my blog and leave. (self esteem issues :P) I'm a sarcastic smartass who loves shiny things. I'm socially challenged and my family life is insane. But hey life is good.
I go to church cause i'm a good girl. Then look up other religions cause there cool and I'm not a bigoted asshole. (sorry i have a few pet  peeves try not to feed them if ya don't want a rant. :P)
I'm an idealist. my personality is fuuuuuuul of contradictions. ADHD. lots of knots in my head. Psychologists have fun wif me. But Hey life is good.
People who are all 'woe is me' irritate the hell outta me... LIFE IS GOOD DAMNIT. Better than yers.... cause theirs always somebody who's worse.
Ill be posting whatever comes to mind or whatever i feel like posting on this blog. Apologies in advance for the bad grammar and spelling. Unless your a grammar nazi then. DEAL WITH IT! 
Got a problem with what i write? go read something else. Don't need cruelty in the comments.

Nice ta' meet'cha. 
My name is Shirley.